For the person who has everything

Running out of gift ideas? Buy Cthulhu slippers for your deranged loved ones!

Based on H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu stories. The Cthulhu Plush Slippers are made of quality fabric and your feet will never be warmer than when they're tucked cozily inside a cute pair of demons. One size available; fits men sizes 9 - 12.

Hey, even the Elder Gods need to make some dough.