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What's up with this guy's head??

This is Dr. Joshua Perper, the medical examiner for Broward County, FL. He just released the autopsy report for Anna Nicole Smith today and told everyone what we already knew -- she overdosed.

I couldn't stop staring at his head. It looks like a horn!

Investment Spam

More lovely spam. This is a great investment opportunity for hemp and cotton in Spain. Please!

Hemp & Cotton Company Ltd.

Dear possible representative,


This is hemp & Cotton Company Ltd. We collect hemp and cotton from Spain for production of textile and fabrics which we supply to our clients in the North American geographical region (United States) and Canada for cloth making.

Now are looking for some representatives over there who can help us receive payments from our customers. This wouldnt affect your present state of work though we are working on setting up some branches over there but for now we need someone who will be handling that aspect, We need people that are responsible and reliable.

Our main factory is located in London, United Kingdom where the hemp and cotton is needed for the manufacturing of fabrics, We are willing to pay $200 for any payment you receive and you can still keep your regular job while you work for us. All you will do is to receive payments from our customers over there.

To facilitate the conclusion of this transaction if accepted, do send us by mail promptly the following:

1.Your full name and full contact address.
2.Private phone number and email address.
3.Date Of Birth
4.What do you do for living presently?


ATTENTION: It wouldnt cost you any cent, you are to receive payments which will be sent to you from our business partners.

Please if you are interested please email us back to: betty.sales.manager@hotmail.com


Thanks for your time
Yours Sincerely,

Betty Wilson
Executive Manager


Contact Us Hemp and Cotton Ltd 2006 All rights reserved

Do legitimate businesses use Hotmail addresses to contact you? Didn't think so.

Stock Spam

I've been getting a lot of stock spam this fall. I hate that shit. Who would be ass enough to buy this stock? It's worth a fraction of a penny!

"In a time of lies and insanity..."

I found a random action film generator that comes up with some funny premises.

I would pay to see these movies:

"In a haunted city of terror, in an age of darkness and pain, four prostitutes and a spirit hope to avert the apocalypse."

"On a lost world, three actors and a mercenary battle terrorism."

"In a galaxy of pain and barbarism, in a time of lies and insanity, two duchesses and a grave robber attempt to save a kidnapped prophet."

"On a terrifying planet of ghosts, in an age of blasphemy and technology, a marine and a gambler try to save the last living fertile woman."

LOL!

http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=actionfilm

DAY 752: My captors continue to taunt me

DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

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Okay, I stole that from A Cat's Diary, but it's pretty freaking funny. The full thing can be found here.

I've decided to start blogging as a way of forcing myself to write creatively each day. I may not be able to keep this up for long. We'll see.

I have some comments on Battlestar Galactica that I will be posting later.