Thursday, June 29, 2006

How Abnormal Are You?

You Are 64% Abnormal

You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.

You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at medium risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is somewhat likely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at high risk for having a social phobia. It is very likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.


Oh my God! I keep a HUGE pump bottle of hand sanitizer by my desk at work! How did they know?

5 comments:

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

Personally and professional, I HATE that hand sanitizer stuff. The only time I will use it is if I am in a port-o-potty with no chance of soap and water. The anti-bacterial agents they add don't kill all the bacteria. And if you think about it, the bacteria that survive do so b/c they are stronger, and with all the weaker bacteria gone, they have plenty of room to grow. Soap and water are best, they remove the bacteria. *claire's microbiology weirdness bows, exits stage left*

Luke Cage said...

Hmmmm... how HUGE are we talking luv???

JamaicanQueen said...

Whoo. I feel so much better I am only 36%. But it still told me that I have a huge bottle of sanitizer on my desk too. I do but I also have some in my bag.

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

I am a measly 20% abnormal. Does that mean I am 80% normal?

Michelle Pessoa said...

Wait, I'm more abnormal than the people who read my blog? Is that why you read my blog??

The hand sanitizer is the size of a 40, Frank. And I use it 'cause I like how it smells, Claire. :)