Sunday, October 22, 2006

He's on drugs

Detroit Tigers starting pitcher Kenny Rogers releases a throw against the St. Louis Cardinals in the first inning in Game 2 of the World Series on Sunday, Oct. 22, 2006 in Detroit. (AP Photo/Jeff Roberson)

He's doing it again!

For the third time this post season Kenny Rodgers is throwing a shutout. He hasn't been scored on in 23 innings! ERA of 0.00!

This can't be Kenny Rogers! It's a Cylon, or he's on drugs. Maybe both.

He's screaming at everyone, he's all pumped up. And he had some brown stuff on his hand in the first inning that LaRussa made the umpires force him to wash off. What the hell was that all about?

Test him!


Luke Cage said...

F#$% Kenny Rogers! I hope they find out he's been juicing the ball up with his fecal matter or something. What a slouch. (I'm glad they won the game though..-lol)

Michelle Pessoa said...

The fact that LaRussa didn't complain much tells me that his pitchers are doing the same thing! If he'd really made a stink about it, I'm sure he could've gotten Kenny thrown out of the game.