Build Your Own Lightsaber Kit

Okay, I know it's stupid and I know I already have one... but I want this.

From StarWarsShop.com:

Now, for the first time ever, fans can build their own customized lightsaber! With the new Ultimate Lightsaber kit, you can fashion your own saber to fend off Sith Lords or Jedi Knights alike. Kit comes with several accessories to enhance the heroic or villainous look of your saber, with a base hilt and three filters to change the color of the blade. Two extendible plastic blades are included, which illuminate when powered on by 2 C batteries (not included). Hundreds of possible lightsaber configurations are possible with this great new kit that allows you to choose your destiny!"

Oooo!