Tips from The Normal Innocent Bystander's Survival Guide:
- Never take on someone that has just beaten the Hero, unless it is to distract him just before the Hero delivers the killing blow.
- If the Evil Overlord announces to the world that he has reformed and wants only to help people, throw a party and give away money; don't go. Not even if he's playing Prince's music. Especially if he's playing Prince's music. If he's lying, you'll be a hostage or a statistic. If he's telling the truth, catch the next one.
- Do not run back to get your teddy bear or puppy.
- If your child has an adult friend who frequently urges your child to clear his/her mind, or tells you that your child has "a rare gift," set your affairs in order. Your days are numbered.
- If mysterious strangers appear at the birth or adoption of your child and make epic proclamations about him/her, listen.
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