Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Being Bin Laden

Hey, it looks like Bobby has some competition for Whitney from an unlikely source -- Osama Bin Laden. African author Kola Boof, who claims to have been held against her will as Osama Bin Laden’s "mistress" (she objects to the term "sex slave") says that Bin Laden is a big Whitney Houston fan:

"He said that he had a paramount desire for Whitney Houston, and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting with the superstar. It didn't seem impossible to me. He said he wanted to give Whitney Houston a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum. He explained to me that to possess Whitney he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives. I tried to hide my outrage at his racist remarks, but it would come to pass that for the entire time that I would be trapped in his palm, Whitney Houston's was the one name that would be mentioned constantly. How beautiful she is, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and her husband—Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women's husbands killed."

Oh my!


Technorati tags: Osama Bin Laden | Whitney Houston | Bobby Brown | Kola Boof

No comments: