Someone has started a fake blog, supposedly penned by John Roberts, the new Chief Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court.
Justice Stevens has been giving me the death stare all day. Being the guy with the most seniority, I can understand his anger that he didn’t get promoted to chief. But that’s life, John Paul, it’s unfair. They just told me that we have the day off tomorrow because it’s some Jewish holiday. Sweet! When I went to punch out, I found my time card missing. Some of the justices snickered as they left the building. I know they hid it, but I could never prove it.
I hope he/she continues the blog. It has potential.