Last Cigarette: Never had one.
Last Alcoholic Drink: Coors Light, I think.
Last Car Ride: Drove my dogs to the groomers to get their nails done.
Last Kiss: A kiss on the cheek from my cousin James two weeks ago.
Last Good Cry: No cry is "good."
Last Library Book: I borrowed a book about African-Americans in the Korean War from a military library in... 2002?
Last book bought: Cascading Style Sheets: The Definitive Guide, 2nd Edition by Eric A. Meyer.
Last magazine: Photoshop User
Last Book Read: Sudoku Easy by Will Shortz.
Last Movie Seen in Theatres: Revenge of The Sith. But that's not the last movie I've seen.
Last Movie Rented: Riverdance.
Last "Cuss" Word Uttered: Fuck.
Last Beverage Drank: Tea.
Last Food Consumed: Roasted chicken.
Last Phone Call: From my mom telling me that my dogs are on the couch sleeping.
Last TV Show Watched: Supernatural. It ain't getting any better.
Last Time Showered: This morning.
Last Shoes Worn: K-Swiss Classic Luxury Edition. (Jeez, what a pretentious name for a simple sneaker.)
Last CD Played: Late Registration by Kanye West. So overrated!!
Last Item Bought: Replacement glass for the shattered window on my Kia Sorento.
Last Download: The latest 8-pack for Acid pro.
Last Annoyance: Several people online.
Last Disappointment: Having my car window shattered by some motherfucker two weeks ago.
Last Soda Drank: Pepsi.
Last Thing Written: A comment on someone's blog.
Last Key Used: My house key.
Last Words Spoken: "It's freaking cold in here."
Last Sleep: Last night.
Last Ice Cream Eaten: Chocolate from Cold Stone Creamery.
Last Chair Sat In: I'm sitting at my desk right now.
Last Webpage Visited: Amadeo Sogni