Your Secret Life

I stole this meme from: http://ainelivia.typepad.com/aine_livia_at_the_midnigh/

If I have time by myself: I sleep.

You may not know it but I am very bad at: Division.
  
A book that changed me: The Hero with a Thousand Faces.

Comfort eating: Beer. ;)

My biggest regret: If I had known I was going to end up in the military, I should’ve joined ROTC in college.

I wish I'd never worn: That tight dress I was wearing that day when some bastard pulled over his car and said, “Hey, if you’re going to wear that you should do some more sit-ups.” A total freakin’ stranger!

When I was a child I wanted to be: A scientist.

All my money goes on: Paying bills incurred long ago.

If I wasn't me, I'd like to be: A pharmacist. How bad could that be?

My favorite buildings: I like the Chrysler Building.

My favorite work of art: I like Albrecht Dürer, Frederic Remington and Malarz.
  
The soundtrack to my life: Er, Songs in the Key of Life by Stevie Wonder?

The best inventions ever: The automobile, the telephone, the refrigerator, the computer, the air conditioner, the Internet, the printing press.

My favorite saying: “WTF?”

My favorite quote: “He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way. And that's how you get Capone.”